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A timid man who is nearly always staring at womens' breasts, but just can't work up the nerve to speak to one.
"Bek, button a button. You have a titmouse at ten o'clock," Cherry said, tucking a scarf into the front of her dress to discourage the creepy little man.
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Starting around 2008, in certain regions of northern Utah, United States, it is used to describe a woman who does NOT cower when when being verbally abused by either a ridiculously old-fashioned man, or anyone who believes they are of a higher value to society (or God's Gift To The Universe/Queen Bee/Pink Bully) than the woman than they are attempting to verbally or emotionally degrade.
One: "So when we went to Area51 last weekend down in Salt Lake, I went in to touch up my make-up, and here's this chick at the mirror, does NOT move when I come into the bathroom. So I told the bitch, 'You're hogging my mirror, you cunt.', and she looks at me and says, 'I'd rather be a cunt than a pussy like you any time.' I was STUNNED! AND she had the balls to keep putting in her contact lens!"
Two: "So I got home, and my lazy wife has already fed the kids and put the leftovers in the fridge. So I told her to get her ass to the store and buy me a new steak, more broccoli, and more corn on the cob, out of HER allowance that I give her, and she tells me that the same thing was in the fridge, on a plate, and to microwave it! Like I'M suddenly the wife! So I said to her, "Look, you cunt, you're on this planet to serve ME!', and she just looks at me, doesn't even flinch, and tells me that if I'm too damned dumb to figure out the microwave, I deserve to go without dinner, and walks away. I had to go to my mom's house to get dinner."
Exceptionally large breasts on a very slender woman, especially obvious implants "installed" by a doctor (sometimes at the insistence of the patient) who doesn't care if they look, feel, or move naturally in any way whatsoever.
"Yeah, Sherry got her implants, but they don't look that great. She's a size zero, and the cheap-o quack doctor she went to put in these DD manga boobs that stick straight out like Sailor Moon and Faye Kellerman's. She was jumping around showing me how good she THINKS they look, and they don't even wiggle like they did when she was an A. I know this is a shitty thing to say about your own wife, but I don't even wanna DO her anymore she looks so much like a damn cartoon character."
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