musei

a piece of shit

Look at that musei

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bmxer

Someone who rides a bmx. Does tricks and dangerous stuff to make it look cool. Can often be found hanging with 'skaters' and/or 'mountain bikers'
Townies are often seen on bmxs, and tell all their 'bredrins' about how good they are. dont believe them they are all crap. A bmxer usually wears jeans, mainly because they are protective, also coz they are cooler than stupid 'akademik' tracksuits.(dont u just love the irony in 'akademik') Townies dont like bmxers, but they dont hate them like skaters.

*bmxer is doing a dirt jump from a hill*
Townie: Oi f*cking gimme dat bike m8
Bmxer:no, its harder than you think
*townie steals bike and rides up the hill*
Bmxer: go on then, do the jump...
Townie:This F*cking bike is f*uckin shit i aint riding it
Bmxer:your just scared lol
*townie chases bmxer for a few seconds then gets out of breath and has to have a fag*

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trinidad and tobago

the best islands in the universe! home to hot guys with accents and beautiful secluded beaches.

i went to trinidad and tobago this summer with my friend.

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muddy mike

V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.

I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.

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pepe

the name a Hindu chose to be called in Spanish Class

Pepe, you'll never win!

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