weed

something that you smoke to get high and forget what u did the last night

i saw jake pj and brooke smoking the weed yesturday...hahahahahahahareally

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shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.

'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'

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kazoo

the most fucking awesome instrument on the planet!!!!!

He played a symphony about llamas on hi kazoo.

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gentleman

A well-mannered and considerate man with high standards of proper behavior.

"Mr knightly opened the door for Emma to pass through first, so that she would not simply walk into it."

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blizzie

a blizzie is a blunt, rolled by a genious, thats hits perfectly, and gets you fucken retarted.

Hannah, you just rolled a great blizzie, I am so high I dont know my name.

59👍 11👎

gomer

someone who keeps coming to the hospital and they dont die but the doctors wish that they would

Doctor #1: "Omg here comes that gomer again"...*sigh*
Doctor #2 : "Jesus christ why wont he just fking die?!?!?!"

26👍 29👎

snoid

MOV slang for: TONIGHT

"When?"
"SNOID, fool, SNOID!"

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