rebless

To disassemble, reassemble, reconfigure and generally improve the operation of a computer system. Usually done in response to system failure or corruption.

Hey, if you're free this weekend, could you help me rebless my old Compaq?

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reblessed

Having been disassembled, reassembled, reconfigured and generally improved. A condition a computer may experience after prolonged contact with a geek.

I'm so glad my computer is working properly again. I'd forgotten how quick it used to be. I should have had it reblessed ages ago.

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imglish

a dialect of the english language that has developed recently in human history, largely due to the popularity of instant messaging.

A contraction derived from "IM" (Instant Message) and "English."

The young people of today have abandoned the fine literature and culture of their forebears and have instead adopted a dumbed down culture. They have even gone so far as to replace the gracious English language with what they call Imgrish.

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etymogenesis

the act of creating a new word

"I couldn't think of a word that meant what I wanted to say, so I made one up, and it really works. I guess I just committed an act of etymogenesis. Neat."

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milk bubbles

placeing your lips on a lactating females breasts and blowing to make a fart noise...

<wife> What do you want to do tonight?
<husband> Lets stay home and make milk bubbles!

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pr()n

cyberspace euphemism for pornography

intended to foil automated site-blocking software

he spends most of his nights surfing pr()n

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bacheloric

manifesting the characteristics of a bachelor, being single, embracing same

James is as bacheloric as ever, these days

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