autumas

When all the Christmas stuff flows into stores after the Halloween stuff goes out

I was hoping that that Halloween Express would still be open after Oct. 31, but alas; their now selling santa suits online. Looks like we're in for an early autumas.

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P.O.A.F.

Pissed Off As Fuck; extremly agitated or overwhelmingly upset.

I didn't have time to plan out my christmas shopping this year. I'm extremly P.O.A.F.!

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A.R.Y.A.N.

Acronym: All Republican Yankees Are Nazis

Used to define a member or person(s) of the Republican political party who has no disregard for human life, safety or value & is otherwise an endangerment to themselves or others, regardless of their public beliefs.

NOTE: This term DOES NOT apply to the Aryan Brotherhood, but DOES apply to their virtues & beliefs.

Newscast: “BREAKING NEWS: A group of protesters -some belonging to racist organizations- have recently stormed the White House to protest the recent election that took place this past November…”

Random person: A.R.Y.A.N.!

petwition

a rant (towards a negative/strong cause) filed on twitter.

After president Obama was re-elected, america filed a petwition to recall him (and let Romney win).

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abstinet

A compound of the words abstinence & internet. Basically, it means to refrain one's self from all adult matter on the web.

Dude 1: "Hey, wanna chat with some webcam chicks?"

Dude 2: "Nah; I made the sole promise to myself to stay abstinet."

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LYTE

Acronym for: Love You Till (the) End

Random Girl: "g2g sweet<3; love you."

Random Guy: "lyte."

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I'd fuck Meg Griffin

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.

After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".

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