cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

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s8in

1) Bastardization of 'Satin'
2) Bastardization of 'Satan'
3) Bastardization of 'Skating', used when the slow-minded internet warts try to use 'sk8in' to be cool, but fail miserably when discovering that they can't spell 'skating' or 'sk8in' and therefore make an assclown of themself.

I go s8in onda weakend!

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clock

The act of completing a video game or computer game completely

I clocked Super Mario Shoeshine in 3 days!

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jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

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baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

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Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Trogdor

An s-shaped dragon of monstrous proportion, he terrorizes peasants of small villages by burninating their village huts. Trogdor wields a beefy arm coming out of his neck, but he uses it rarely because he is better off simple burninating his meals.

Has anyone noticed how almost all the definitions here are generally identical?

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