sarcitude

noun, adj: Word Combination: Having a ridiculing (sarcastic) state of mind (attitude).

I don't appreciate your sarcitude. I don't like your sarcitudal undertone. "Embrace my sarcitude". Works well for lazy people because it takes less effort.

2👍 1👎

mht

noun: acronym: mass holiday text. An informal, non-personalized text message that is sent to multiple recipients for the purpose of wishing them a happy holiday.

Happy Thanksgiving, Happy New Year, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza, Happy Memorial Day, Happy Labor Day, and any other mass holiday text that whips you throughout a holiday. It's best not to respond to these messages.

My family on Thanksgiving: "Wow, you're quite the popular one today."

Me: "Nope. I'm just getting the usual mht's. Let's just get back to carving this turkey."

21👍 4👎