I Blinds You

Best game ever. All you do is set your camera to "Flash: ON" then come up behind your victim, put the camera in their face right at the last second before taking a photo while simultaneously yelling loudly 'I BLINDS YOU!'
Guaranteed the shot will be awesome, and a skilled photog can even get themselves in the shot pissing themselves in the background.

Steve aka The Assailant: Check this shit out... Bernice is gonna shit herself *flash: ON* *creeps up* I BLINDS YOU BITCH!
Bernice aka The Victim: Dammit Steve, I just shit myself. But I can't stay mad at you.. *LOLZ ROFLMAOZ* It should be an awesome photo! Thanks for the memories!
Steve aka The Assailant: You're quite welcome...... Bitch.

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6 Kinds of Wednesday

When someone's really really high on e's and has definitely dropped one too many, off their tits, off tap, so far gone it hurts etc.
Similar to Taking the garlic bread out of the oven.

Person 1: "That tweaker is 6 kinds of Wednesday, look at him go!"
Person 2: "Fuck bro, that's a lot of Wednesdays..
Person 1: "Yeah he's taking the garlic bread out of the oven.."

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bamboozled

the best board game in the world. it's currently not in production and no one knows how to play it, but it looked awesome on 'friends'.

"let's play 'bamboozled'!!"

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I'll have a sandwich

When a conversation is going on around you that you don't quite understand or care about. Then someone asks for your fucking opinion.
BACKSTORY: An old lady is calling out 'nurse! nurse!' for fucking ages at a retirement home, which causes an old man to wake up and groggily say, "Huh what? Yeah i'll have a sandwich..." then fall back asleep.

University Lecturer: ...and that's why the principle states, in regards to microeconomics, that demand is infinate but resources are finite. What's your opinion on this Steve?
Steve: Yeah I'll have a sandwich *walks off*

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Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

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