Dickmobile

1. A surprise insult, out of ones charachter. Derived from the term Book-mobile which traveled between elementry schools in the 1990's giving away books.

2 When an insult is given by an uninvited, or unwelcomed guest in your home, or that of your close friends.

James: What's Will doing here? Hes the biggest ass ever!
Zach: No kidding. Last week he made fun of my hair, and fucked my mom.
Robert: Yeah, I mean, who called the Dickmobile.

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Butt Helmet

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.