Bromance

Simply the one word explanation for straight men wanting to be gay without commitment and ridicule. :)

“Mark and Jacob are definitely in a bromance right? Like you can easily tell.”

“No for sure!! I seen them slapping each other’s asses in the locker room!!!”

“Umm what? You don’t play sports why were you in there-”

“…”

Joey

Either incredibly caring, or incredibly condescending. Think of the TV characters named Joey. Sound familiar? Joey from Full House? Caring. Joey from Friends? Condescending. Joey’s can also be known to exhibit pretty, beautiful, or cute auras, so handle them with care. The aesthetic version of the name Joe or Joseph. If Joey is used as a nickname, they are the coolest of the Joey species. Incredible music taste.

“Joey is hot, sexy, and amazing.”

“I just LOVE Joey, he is perfect.”

“Simply, Joey.”

he/they

meaning to identify with he/him pronouns, but also with they/them pronouns. identifies with he/him pronouns more. opposite of they/him pronouns.

“There he is!! I’ve missed them a lot, I didn’t think he would come back to school after their doctors appointment”

“Hey my name is ____, I go by he/they pronouns!”