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John: When I found out he was gay, I was surprised but then I saw him at the Klan rally.
Doug: That dude's a graycist.
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a bad dream when you sleep during daytime. opposite of nightmare.
John: I had the scariest daymare on my way to work this morning.
Doug: You fell asleep on the train again?
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a person who is proficient or skilled at sucking dick
John: Bro, that chick Amy gave the best bj last night behind the stairs
Doug: Yeah, I heard she's very suckulent
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To detoxify yourself after hard partying. In reference to a Denzel Washington rumor where he partied with excessive alcohol for a month and underwent two weeks of detox afterwards.
Mike: Dude, I'm gonna get so wasted tonight !
Greg: Don't you have to take a physical next week ?
Mike: Yeah, but that's on Tuesday. It's cool though cause starting Sunday I'll be goin' Denzel.
a female's fuck buddy who is male.
(While scrolling through Nanci's phone, Jenni sees a photo of a guy she doesn't know)
Jenni: Who's that? Is that your boyfriend?
Nanci: More like my dickfriend...
Jenni: Youuu total slut! Tell me all about it.
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short for "Father's Day"
John: Hey Doug, Happy Motherfuckers Day, motherfucker !
Doug: That's today? Shit, I forgot to buy my dad a present.
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