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you just get home with your partner from a boozy night on the town and you decide to have a nice steamy shower together to make the night really interesting, just as you get undressed together, and open the bathroom door you see your dad taking a shit! that along with the powerfull waft of last nights cauliflower cheese and a sight of your dads hairy dong its safe to say you are really put off that shower!
omg last night was so embarrasing, i saw a major daddys dump fest, it was soooo major whiffy!
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a black person that has a really long, thick and chunky penis, that when he spanks you with it, its like a blacksmith, hammering a horseshoe!
girl 1: oh shit my ass is so sore
girl 2: why?
girl 1: i got blacksmiths hammered last night
girl 1: ohhhhh...
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someone who hates and is scared of anything christmas related, yes thats right.. no un-wrapping presents, singing carols or xmas specials on tv for the christmaphobes!
oh dear, just look at that christmaphobe sitting alone in the window.