Jabba the Hut

Usually known as the character in starwars, but in cliffside park, nj, she is known as the town's fatass, also known for being the reason for world hunger, she also blows people by the Korean church and completely devouring the snack bar. Occasionaly hitting up the salad bar when she feels like she can't fit in her size 32 jeans.

Joey: Yo where's the ice cream?

Lunch Lady: We had to put them in in jabba the huts rolls, she's having a hot flash.

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Jabba: Do I look fat in these jeans?

Girl: Is that a serious question?

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