Alyssa

The alyssa is something the wild micah wont shut the fuck up about

greg: oh hey micah!
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*

November 27

November 27th is the day where you tell the ugly person in your friend group that they are pretty!

greg: oh its november 27th, did i ever tell you how pretty you where?
grog: Oh thank you...wait