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Wearing two rainbow bracelets, one on the left hand, and one on the right hand.
Jason: I'm totally ambidextrously gay, I make sure both my hands show that I'm gay.
Tony: True story bro! You can't single one out!
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Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.
Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.
When a person has no social media or a cell phone.
Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No
When a person has no social media or a cell phone.
Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No