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Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything
I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.
Heather is the baby of the world. She is just perfect, tells the truth, and always has adds her friends back on Snapchat. But never do her wrong, once you break her trust she might not be too forgiving. She has a lisp and does the Vaseline challenge. She's the life of the party and loves to make friends on Snapchat. Heather spits saliva when she speaks due to her lisp. (She is a baby after all) If you know a Heather you know her presence is addicting. You always want her around because everything about her is perfect and she smells like perfume (unless she needs her diaper changed). She's definitely innocent and pure. Her eyes gleam under her eyepatch (and get admired) , her nose is kissable, and her smile could lift up a room (she has Vaseline on her lips and even her teeth) and not to mention she's a very special baby girl, a gift from a guardian angel. Heather is a shy but sassy baby. Although Heather often times struggles to see her own worth, hundreds appreciate her everyday. Especially her birthday. They lift up her eyepatch and admire her gleaming eyes. They kiss her nose. And they stroke her sweet, wavy dark blond hair (but the smell when she needs her diaper changed is not so sweet). Never give up on a Heather. She's a baby angel in disguise. Literally. She even has wings.
Heather is the baby of the world.
Pretty much the most special gift you could ever get. the most special baby girl you will ever be privileged to know. she is incredibly adorable. she is drop dead gorgeous, amazingly beautiful. she's admirable and faithful and shy, when you see her on Snapchat it gives you butterflies, when you kiss her it makes your knees weak and despite her lisp, when you hear her voice you melt she is just perfect. She wears an eyepatch as well. Literally your guardian angel as a baby angel. Like, she has wings.
man she's amazing, she must be a heather.
When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.
"Looks like you have Vaseline on your forehead again today!"
Slick Rick: (lisping) I am on Uncyclopedia.
SpongeBoB: (lisping) Hey, Urban Dictionary is the same thing!
A contagious condition sometimes causing partial or complete loss of vision in one eye.
To force the use of the bad (or amblyopic) eye, it is sometimes patched for an indefinate amount of time.
"That little girl has to wear an eye patch over her eye; she must have amblyopia."
The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.
I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.