possum treasure

When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.

Bro, possum treasure! F**k.

Chance the rapper

When you share a bag of candy amongst friends, every time you discard a wrapper in the wrapper pile you have to shout “Chance the rapper”.

*eats candy and throws wrapper in pile* “Chance the rapper”