Barnabe

Someone who attempts to be good in bed and covers up his emotions by sending dirty memes. Might send you a dick pic or two at inappropriate timing of the day to make sure you are reminded. Most of time French, straight and funny. Generally a great person and will make you laugh so hard you have cramps on your calf. . Happy to teach you marketing in return for sex. Keep this in mind next time you meet him as he can fool you with his dreamy and gentlemen look. In conclusion, a bad guy in a good way.

*Barnabe rocks up on his bike* *Girls take their panties off*

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Laurenz

Truly dedicated leader that everyone dreams about, and then gets a nightmare. A great boss who is not hesitant to give you a raise and some more days off. Thank you for giving me this jobs that gives me health insurance which covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.

We will drink to celebrate wonderful Laurenz's birthday and call in sick on Monday.