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An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.
When making love, I prefer to pull out before releaseing my salty batch.
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Another term for the sticky, white male ejaculate.
I shot my sticky kids inside of my girlfriend the other day impregnating her.
A term used in the fire department to call something or someone awesome or exciting. Not only is it fire department buff related, but at the same time it's fantastic.
It's pretty buff-tastic when little Jimmy sleeps with his radio in so he can hear all the calls, even the ones he's not responding on.
Another term for a man's demon seed.
After I finish masturbating, I play with the hand paste and make myself sticky.
The name given to someone who not only likes to paint, but also likes to ejaculate a lot.
Did you see Vinnie van Goo paint those walls?? Not only did he paint the walls with his brush, but also with his cum!
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The act of angrily giving someone a piece of your mind, either verbally or by actions. Letting someone know you're pissed off.
When I'm driving in the car and someone in front of me is driving too slow, I lay on the horn and give them the hot sauce!