literally empty

when you have literally nothing left with a literal literally on the side of verbs

literally its everywhere

wanna know why i created this because i want a literally empty mug for my dad jose

caught in 4k

if you click on this the goverment will track your cookies. CAUGHT IN 4K LOL NOOB

guy: hey wanna see a 4k dolby ultra hd video of big booties
another guy: ok
guy clicks on play
another guy films another guy and 4k video
another guy: CAUGHT IN 4K

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbaqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE!
you're a godsend. you searched up the entirety of the typical keyboard, then you did it backwards, then you did it upside down, upside down backwards, then you searched up the alphabet, then the alphabet backwards, then you did it from the left side of the keyboard to the right side of the keyboard, then you searched up the right side of the keyboard to the left side of the keyboard.

how the heck did you do that

person 1: im bored ima searched up qwertyuiop
person 2: nah do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person 3: noobs do abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
person 4: my dudes be rollin but i do zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

person 5: amateurs. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
person 6: you say everyone is amateurs but I HAVE ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
person 7: haha.. I HAVE QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP
person 8: PLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ
person 9: QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ

person 10: hehe i am the SUPREME. I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA!

person 11: I AM THE ALMIGHTY I HAVE QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!

you: MUAHAHAHA I SEARCHED UP THIS BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY DYING FROM BOREDOM. BEHOLD QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSAMNBVCXZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBAQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ!

everyone: WHAT THE HELL
people 1 2 3 and 4: *dies*

rush e

haha half of the piano go brrrrrrrr

producer in rush e: les make so it is really loud and uses half of piano to make this cyka blyat russia masterpiece
sheet music boss: yes

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never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye

SIKE YOU JUST GOT TOGETHER FOREVER'D
:sunglasses:

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down ne- no
im gonna give you up and im gonna let you down and im gonna run around and desert you.. in a desert

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hrubgub

You probably just typed this up because the grubhub ad is so cringe you want to make the opposite version of it, or you just switched the first letter of the only 2 syllables.

person 1: hey dude wanna buy some grubhub
person 2: no i want doordash grubhub is cringe
person 3: you guys are clowns i use hrubgub
person 2: but does that mean that grubhub is officially cringe
person 3: yes
person 2: ok lets order from hrubgub grubhub is cringe asf
person 1: ITS NOT CRINGE!!!111111 :ANGERY:

supermansion

a supermansion has big useless rooms like shoe polishing room and slushie room and soda room and THAT CAR SHOWOFF ROOM, and it has a lot of space when you've already got everything you need in a cheap mansion

also people in supermansions buy expensive things they dont even care about design
and if they care of design they might overdo it like a hypnosis sofa

rich guy: wanna see my supermansion
people: they probably care about expensive stuff and not the luxury no thanks
rich guy: :(
homeless guy: let me see a home i havent seen one in years
rich guy: no