ALVIN

noun

the douchebag bully who has no life. he enjoys fucking squirells and milking his udder. he thinks he is kool when he really isnt. in his spare time, he spams people and masterbates.

adj

to act like a douchebag and overreact to a small thing

noun:
girl: WTF ALVIN GO FUCK UR SELF
alvin: I ALREADY DID!!! NOW GO AWAY WHILE I MILK MY SELF

adj:
omg stop being so alvin!

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