hit for the cycle

This phrase relates to a series of urination and bowel movement feats. The phrase is derived from the baseball term of "hitting for the cycle" where a player hits for a single, double, triple, and home run in the same game. The concept here is the same. You must "hit for the cycle" in the same house or apartment in one night. Follow the steps below to ensure you'll never be invited back to their place again:

Single: Pee off a balcony or ledge.
Double: Piss like a little kid onto a fence or wall (ex. have your pants around your ankles while you pee in public).
Triple: Urinate in a closet.
Home Run: Do an upper decker (The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet)

"Bruce is only a double shy of hitting for the cycle!"

"Three people have hit for the cycle at Kay's in the past two months. I don't think she's going to throw another party anytime soon."

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