Smoky

Someone who underage vapes at lunch and will likely end up dead at thirty.

'There's a Smoky!'

Na Hew

Slang used in the North-East of England meaning 'come on'.

'Na hew, hurry up'

Barphaguous

bar-faj-u-us An adjective that describes something unspeakably diabolic

Person 1: I can't believe how shit that guy's new trim is
Person 2: Oh, I know. It's barphaguous