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A blonde teenage chick who is a suck up in school and is disappointed even when getting good grades. Is flat as fuck l0l. Hasn't gone out with any guys cuz she goes out with her school books (if she gets intimate with those books shes gonna have a whole ton of paper cuts on her tongue and on her beef curtains xd).
Jason: Whos that chick?
Alex: I think thats Teija.
Jason: What the fuck is a Teija???
SEVERAL
YEARS
LATER
Random: Do you Tei... Tay... Te... Teeja?
Teija: Teija...
Random: Teija, take Alex to be your husband?
Teija: Uhh...
Random: *whispers* this is the part where you say i do...
Teija: Oh... I do?
Random: And do you, Alex, take Teija to be your wife?
Alex: FUCK NAH DAT BISH SECRETLY A SLUT!
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Teija Again Lol
EVEN
MORE
YEARS
LATER
Doctor: Its a... Dinosaur?
Teija: WHAT?!
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By Who Is Currently Standing Outside: HAHA STINKY!
*dinosaur jumps out of stanky beef curtains and roars*
Doctor: YOU DEMON MONSTER! YOU HAVE JUST DESTROYED THE WORLD!
Teija: I'm Sorry!
VERY
LOTS
YEARS
LATER
I
THINK
70 Year Old Teija: Please... Can I come out? It has been so long...
Jimmy: No! Your baby has destroyed Earth! Ya know? The whole reason you have been locked up for 25 years?!
Gage: If the dinosaur comes here, we are leaving you to die!
70 Year Old Teija: I'm sorry...
Jimmy: Yeah you better be. 99% of the human population have been wiped out because of you! We are sealed in a bunker because of you!
*dinosaur finds their bunker and breaks a whole inside*
All 3 of them: AHH!
*man drops down the hole*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72 But Strong: Ha... Ha... Stinky...
Teija: You...
Gage: Hey old lady fuck face whos that?
Teija: He caused me to give birth to a dinosaur... He destroyed the world...
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: Lol poopy...
*shady guy pulls out his dick and ejaculates baby dinosaurs*
Jimmy: RUN!
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honestly not much to say, oh wait
danzmen, hmmm, oh danzmen how ever will u find this, eggs and the d, ooh gluttony how dare u crash me, 97 division
i talk junk u juture junk fucks
Danz: *throws grenade in elevator*
MTF Commander: U SON OF A BITCH!
Danz: fook yuu
*mtf squad fucking dies*
*also danzmen gets shot in the head*
Panda: URBANDICTIONARYSABITCHANDDOESNTLETMEPLUGMYYOUTUBECHANNELCALLEDCOMMANDERPANDAWHICHHASAPANDAWITHITSHANDSUPASAPFP
Also Panda: You deserve that. No one shoves me down into the abyss and gets away with it, unmodded cockhead.
Teija Is Really Stoopid
part 3 bitches
Teija Is Really Stoopid
*jimmy and gage run away*
70 Year Old Teija: GET OFF ME!
*shady guy walks over to teija and blows his entire load of 50 baby dinosaurs into teijas mouth*
70 Year Old Teija: AHHHH!
*teija gets ripped apart by the dinosaurs*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: I saved the world...
*dinosaur that everyone reading forgot about breaks further into bunker and eats shady guy that teija got raped by but is now 72*
Dinosaur: I love ben 10
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