Wozzle

A wannabe bogan, usually Essondon FC supporter who will constantly name drop former Bombers coaches or players at least once into every conversation.
Even though they have no license due to DUI, often seen driving mother's/sister's busted-arse and unregistered commodore to local bottle-o, or around the macca's carpark.

Will be wearing thongs with jeans and a hand-me-down knock-off footy jumper or sauce stained wife-beater singlet.

When not facing court for DV offences, they'll be at the bulk-bill clinic for prescription pills and DR's certificate for phony worker's comp.
Can be identified by profile name evoking their dream car engine, ie. LS1 or favorite alcoholic beverages, ie, Woodstock or Bundy.

Ah, there's that Wozzle, LS1, trying to get tick at cellarbrations because the Pies smashed the Essondon bummers again!