Monkey Claw

The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!"

I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws.

53👍 19👎