they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

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Firefox

Firefox is to Internet Explorer as flash drives are to floppy disks.

Stop using that sorry excuse for a "Web browser" and download firefox. It's free and it's open source.

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Osama

The world's greatest player at hide and seek.

Osama must be invisable.

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scamnow

An honest shamwow.

I just bought a shamwow.

Wow, you just got scamed.

I got scamed now.

Scamnow is a scam that does not hold 20 times it's weight in liquid as some would like you to think.

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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.

Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.

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8==========D~

Either a crying smiley face, a shovel, an elephant or a rocket ship blasting off. I have no clue witch one it is.

Is this a crying smiley face or a shovel?

8==========D~

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vagina

The gate way to human pleasure. Don't get to excited about that. It does come at a terrible price known as a women.

I entered the vagina and paid the price. I was nagged and bitched at all day.

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