Tweet tooth

Someone who's having a craving to post a new tweet on Twitter.

Ooooh, what you did just gave me an idea! I totally have a Tweet tooth now!

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Dutch Maid Outfit

To clean naked.

I had no clothes left whatsoever, so I had to do my cleaning and laundry in my Dutch Maid Outfit

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Muff pad

Another name for Strip Joint.

I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.

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TWIT

Train Wreck In Training

See the pictures of so-and-so's 9 yr old sister's stripper boots? She's a TWIT.

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Stoul Patch

Combination of a 'stache and soul patch. Pronounced as "Stole patch"

Everyone these days seem to be growing a Stoul Patch.

Office Nips

When the Air Conditioning in the office is not quite set right, where it's so cold you're forced to put on a sweater to hide your protruding nipples.

It was so cold today at work, I had a bad case of the Office Nips. I felt like everyone was staring at them..!

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Broposterous

When a "Bro" is being preposterous.

"These 'Bro' words are getting outta hand, it's kinda broposterous."