Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.

I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.

Polidiot

Someone who blindly follows one political party or candidate while refusing to consider another view

I hate debating things with John as he has a one tracked mind, he is such a polidiot..