Flimmer

Danish term for "snow" on a screen, but can also be used as a term for the screen itself.

example 1. There is something wrong with my TV, it only shows flimmer
example 2. Just rented this sick movie we can watch on the flimmer later tonight.

swonkey

used to state something thats Unreliable or untrustworthy

example 1. Oi, bruv! you should not ride that whip, ting is swonkey

example 2. Yo Kev, why are you linkin up with dem manna? they be swonkey!