An ass, a dick, and a corrupt fucker that sucks you into his friendship, I do Luciferian shit on him, wring his neck because Lucifer told him to steal my coffee, yet I love him, and he and I are Luciferians, but he's acting stupid.
Me: did you steal my coffee?
Selwyn: Lucifer said it was fine.
(I wring his neck)
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