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Vladimir (Vladimirovich). born 1952, Russian statesman; president of Russia;
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole million man's soul an faith
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
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Some angel who bitched at god and got him and his homies kicked out of heaven
Lucifer: “God ur stupid and I can probably bench more than you. You see these pecs boy, mad gains. Ain’t that right homies”
1/3 of the the homies: “Yeah man”
God: “I’m literally all knowing and have infinite power. Gtfo of heaven”
Lucifer and 1/3 of the homies: “Damn”
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The perfectly flawless but maliciously sadist
The mighty first-born
Lucifer, the avatar of pride
Lucifer is so sexy I might bust a nut
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A good ass show! Go watch it, you'll thank mee later!! 😈😈
Lucifer: what do you truly desire?
Lucifer: Detective i really am the Devil
Chloe: ok Lucifer
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Obey Me!'s Avatar of Consent. Diavolo's right hand (take it as you will) and the oldest of the seven clown brothers. Protects you from being killed not to ruin Diavolo's reputation, but then tries to kill you himself several times. Don't worry, he repeatedly offers to fuck you as an apology. His body is so perfect it'll burn your corneas, hence why he constantly wears 46 layers of clothes. Threw a pissy fit so hard he popped a kid. He's also a boomer
My mans Lucifer is going grey, someone dye his hair
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1. A demon from the undergrounds of hell
2. A hot demon from Obey Me shall we date
3. that one Netflix tv show
1. Have you guys heard of Lucifer?
2. OMG LUCIFER IS SO HOT
3. Have you watched Lucifer yet?
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overworked, stressed-out eldest child of the seven demon brothers on Obey Me! Shall We Date, and Avatar of Pride, ir the Avatar if Consent, if you will.
probably my favorite.
him: "try to survive the year or whatever"
also him when we do something stupid: "wHY YOU LITTLE-" *demon form: activated*
either he'll try to kill you himself or make up for it by banging you in his bedroom.
Jesus, he's bi for Diavolo, bi as hell.
Satan's daddy, don't ask how that works, bro went full-on mad and Satan just... spawned.
"guys, I swear, if Lucifer asks me to visit his study just for him to push me against the desk, I'ma slap a restraining order across his face"
"you gotta admit, he's hot when he's dominant"
"excuse me, what- 😭"