Cock plant

Like a face plant, but what hurts afterwards is your cock.

Dude 1: Man! I was skating yesterday trying to grind that rail...
Dude 2: Hahaha, Face plant?
Dude 1: Worse..
Dude 2: OMG?
Dude 1: Yeah, Cock plant
Dude 2: I can feel your pain.

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