van eekelen

Fricken awesome last name man! Good on ya. What a beast you are. WHEN YOU MEET A VAN EEKELEN TELL THEM THAT YOU THINK THEY ARE IDIAN. They will love you and obsess over you until you kill them.

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have fun with your VAN EEKELENS

"Oh look! Her last name is VAN EEKELEN. She must be dutch!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't say she is dutch. You must say she is INDIAN. Then she will love you and like you and will kill you if you leave her. haahahahahahahahahah"