Boston

the capital of Mass, and a bunch of other states in New England because they are too lazy to get there own sports teams.

dont's:

all speak in Boston accents (most of us do when we're pissed though).
say pissah, i have never met nor will i ever say or meet anyone that says pissah.
all forget out R's.
call milkshakes 'frappes', no they are not the same thing.
know where the hell the pub Cheers is.
go on duck boats.
say fookin' .
all sound like were Jewish.
call it bean town.
do's:

Have an irrational need for a Dunkin Doughnuts or CVS within a 10 mile radius of our home.
Say wicked in almost every 5 minutes of conversation.
Love our speeding tickets.
Love the celts, bruins, sox, and pats (patriots).
Have atleast 3 deadly wepons in our houses.
Say mayan (pronced by out-of-towners 'mine') but only if your really bostonion.
Love Cape Cod (but we all call it the Cape).
Know that mike's pastry's in the north end is for tourists.
Have ridden the T at some point in there life.

Tourist: Can i paaaaaahk the kaaaaaaarh in harvaddddd yaaaahd?
Bostonian: fuck off.

the pats are wicked awsome this year!

Bob: Can i borrow that?
John: No, its mayan.
Bob: Selfish, much?

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