carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

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sweat

a comical word used when a situation is not in a way you would like, or a sign of annoyance or exhaustion, when you simply can't be arsed anymore. - Ah, sweat!! - much like Ah, shit!!

teacher: you absolute sweaty sea lion, your coursework isnt in!! your on detention!! student: Ah, Sweat!!!

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tarman

an offensive term to someone who's skin is black, much like nigger, or coon.

we don't know who did it, so arrest that filthy tarman, until we find someone darker.

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