Falukorv

It's a sausage from the city of Falun that had a mine like 300 years ago with loads of cows that they killed and used their corpses for food. People still want to eat these corpses that replicate the cows that had to die to be made into fucking ropes 300 years ago so they still make Falukorv, but it's not even made in Falun so it's basically just a scam.

-Do you want some falukorv? I have some back at home
-What, you think I'm fucking insane?

Falun

Falun is a so called city located in Sweden. It's famous for a big pit that no one really cares about (probably used for skiing) and a sausage named after the city (falukorv). Other things that brings people to the city is that there are less crackheads than in Hedemora. It's also known for two mediocre athletes that were active approximately 20 years ago, in conclusion, It's a shithole that no one wants to live in.

-Where do you live?
-Oh, I live in Falun
-Oh my god... I'm so sorry.....