Abungulous

an adjective for the most absolute radically indescribable atrociously nastily nail clippingly fatty. (Fat as hell)

Bro 1: "Man, Ariana is one of the most Abungulous gals I've ever seen."
Bro 2: "She built like a speedbump for real."

pooterson

Taking a pooterson, is a simple but secretive code for, takin a fat dookie. It could be stanky, it could be small, the point is, a pooterson is a dump, and that's that.

Bruthuh 1: Good lawd i have GOT to take a pooterson.
Bruthuh 2: By all means, don't let me stop you

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Abungulous (good version)

This word can be used in two very, very different ways. The original definition was meant to be distasteful, gross, straight up stanky. But the other definition is a blessing to humanity. Instead of the entire body being elephant sized, I’m talkin specifically about that trunk, if you catch my drift. This 2nd meaning defines the booty of a lady to be of a great size, whilst somehow maintaining incredible shape. This is very rare, as this section on the size to shape stall is a very small section. If you happen to stumble upon an abunglulous booty, make sure to indulge it’s very sight for as long as possible, for its beauty and rarity are hard to come by.

HomeDawg 1: Uh, excuse me, but Gyat. Look at that bro
HomeDawg 2: Holy guacamole bro. That Abungulous (good version) booty got my hittin the stanky leg.
HomeDawg 1: I wish my I had the Google lenses so I could snap a picture, because I know this a sight we won’t see everyday.
HomeDawg 2: We have been blessed today my friend.