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candid

when u take a picture of someone eating something creamy

no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid

no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid

by balec December 24, 2021

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balec

a balec is a balec that has to balec

i saw that sexy balec the other day and he made me hard

by balec November 11, 2021

23👍 6👎


pebis

when u search up penis and u misspell it

l bozo ratio

get pebised

i just searched up penis on urban dictionary but for some reason it brought me to the word pebis

i have a big pebis mommy u wanna touch it

of course honey u know it will make my scrumptious balls go up and away

by balec December 23, 2021

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beaner

that ugly cousin you have that just looks like a weiner but somehow will find a way to make ur scrumptious balls go up and away. if u don’t have a beaner it is probably vibing in ur left nut

i saw my big beaner the other day with her friend balec in the bahabas

by balec December 22, 2021

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andrea

that one grandma that gets thing done

that andrea is so fucking good and getting what she wants and shopping at chanel

by balec November 25, 2021

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shaw

the last name of the fat kid on your baseball team

or

the legendary prospect that has a dog that’s grows faster than the distance of his swing

oh no strike 4 shaw down on strikes

“i will tell u joe, this shaw kid is something else”

not in a good way tho

by balec December 24, 2021

8👍 1👎


fartnite

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite

OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite

by balec December 24, 2021

11👍 6👎