zippie

a girl who prefers to go "au natural". Typically these girls have a hippie theme to their look and clothing. This may include unshaved legs, and armpits. The defining characteristic however, is long and typically unwashed hair which leads to a series of pimples or zits on the back. Thus, a zippie.

Ron: Dude, I saw you go home from the club with that hippie chick last night, was she weird.

Jason: oh yeah, but she was actually a zippie. I was popping zits all night!

OR

Justin: Todd, you know zippies aren't welcome in this store!
Todd: Then you better stop carrying those little brown cigarettes! Those little brown cigarettes are like bees and honey when it comes to those zippie chicks!

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grease burger

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.

John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.

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Gump House

Home where people from all different backgrounds come together and great things result. Just like in the film "Forrest Gump". This was the official name of the home located at 52 Maple Street in Bangor, Maine. 67 different women had their dreams come true at this location. It will forever be known in Bangor as home to the "Crew".

Mandy: I had a fantastic time with this awesome guy last night. We had sex all night long!
Angie: Really, does he live here in Dexter?
Mandy: No, he lives in the Gump House!

OR

Danielle: That was an awesome party last night at the Gump House. I had sex with all 4 of them!
Jessica: Must be nice, I'm stuck here in Old town ever since I shit on Jason during sex at the Gump House.

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