Kelvinside Academy

A school full of bald headed men who think they are solid but we all know in reality they would get battered the fuck out of.

The toilets are filled with smoke at lunchtime primarily because of the S3 boys who think they are solid because they can do a vape trick.

Overall the school is shite and would not recommend it to anybody at all

Niggatron - Yo have you seen that shitty school in Glasgow?

Faggot - Ye bro it’s Kelvinside academy

Niggatron - Ye it is a fucking shitter

Balls Deep In Your Mum

It means to have your cock right inside your mothers pussy and your balls clapping off of her cheeks. We all love a bit of that!

James: Yo I was balls deep in your mum

Chad: That’s radical dude, did your balls clap her cheeks?

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