Educated Boner

When you get a boner in school.

Tom: yo im not going to class today
Abe: why not, sex ed is fun?
Tom: im trying to avoid getting an educated boner.

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Creamy Roz

The sex act of ejaculating into an ugly cougar while stoned.

Jake: Yo bro how'd it go last night?
Bill: I went home with that ugly ass cougar, but I said fuck it and gave her a Creamy Roz