Meat Rocket

noun/: a penis of large proportions

he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the fuck out.

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Peak out

verb/: to summit a mountain

verb used by huge tools in colorado, mostly by rich credit card hippies in boulder

even though i'm wearing a bunch of north face gear, have a beard, listen to widespread, and drive a range rover, i couldn't peak out.

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Pooni-brow

A woman's pubic hair in the formation similar to that of the uni-brow. Usually prevalent in indigenous women with dark hair. The formation begins from the happy trail (belly button) and continues through the puss puss around down under the taint and back up through the ass crack to the lower back.

Man! You don't want to fuck the mysterious land cow. You can see her pooni-brow hanging out of the top of her jeans.

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Sho-nuff

noun/: the Shogun of Harlem who battles Bruce Leroy in the epic 80's film "The Last Dragon", the biggest baddest blackest Converse wearing, jerry curl having, shoulder pad brandishing, sunglasses displaying Kung Fu master

Sho-nuff is crazy stupid cool!

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TOMORROW

an undetermined time period spanning from never to eternity, often used when talking to a girl

1.i'll call you tomorrow

2. i'll still respect you tomorrow

3. we can talk about this tomorrow

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drop sack

verb/: to master or conquor something.
also known as dropping nutz or balls, often used with the preposition "on"

1. bob: man, you really kicked ass on that double black diamond!
me: yeah, i haven't been motivated all season, but today i knew i had to drop sack on that shit

2. bob: how'd you do on that test?
me: dropped balls all over it

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fluffeluffegus

1. fresh snow of an extremely dry nature that creates superb snowboarding conditions, also known as: the fluff, powder, white gold, pow pow

2. marijuana with an extremely high content of THC, also known as: sticky icky, cough, bubonic chronic

1. After we pound these beers, lets hit the mountain and pound some fluffeluffegus!

2. Hey man, you best back up off that bowl if you want your lungs to continue functioning. That shit there is the fluffeluffegus!

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