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A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you donât get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl
That turtle made me amputate my left testicle
A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably wonât have much effect.
That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But thatâs an object?
An object filled with shit.