Cradle Mountain Curse

When a woman takes her male partner for a weekend away to a place in Tasmania called Cradle Mountain, thus entitling her to ownership of his testicles for eternity. Most men don't believe of this curse when warned prior, but on return from the cursed mountain, he will be sampling cheese platters and playing tennis on a regular basis. As she now owns his nuts, she will never allow him to drink with mates again, he is now a slave to her every need; he has the Cradle Mountain Curse.

Woman: "Hey honey, we should get away for the weekend." Man: "sounds good babe, where were you thinking?" Woman: "how about Cradle Mountain??" (Knowing full well he will be infected with the Cradle Mountain Curse) Man: "okay"