Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.
The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.
Southern term for ground hogs.
A whistle pig ran across the road and we almost hit it.
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MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.
When your lips stay puckered from too many blow jobs
Dan will you cumulative already it's been 2 hours I'm getting blowers cramp.
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Nasty, crusted VAGINA, also infections of the vagina
She went to the bar and had a one night stand and now she has a cankered cooter.
When a turd is pushing outward and then goes back in.
Bob was so full that when he farted he was Prarie dogging until he made it to the toilet.
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