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anal cerebral hypoxia

When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass

I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.

by bamaroadhog June 10, 2015

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Antartican

Represents those who live in ignorance when knowledge is available". It is an attempt to make the old English/Irishman, American/Pole, Irish/Kerryman jokes more politically correct, and make an Antartican the butt of the jokes!

These two Antarticans are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away.

This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"

by bamaroadhog December 14, 2012

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