pull my finger

The words God spoketh to Ms. God right before the big bang.

Mr. G: Hey Ms. God, pull my finger
Ms. G: okay
*bang*

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smokeist

Somebody who discriminates people based on the fact whether they smoke or not.

-Hey, this Tom really is a nice guy :)
-Nah, he smokes, he ain't no good!
-You faul smokeist you!

no offence

What you say right before offending someone.

No offence, but your hear looks like sh*t.

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