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Brianna Aitken is a girl who is full of life and has many friends, although she is very fortunate her friends are not as lucky. Her friend Jay will be forever single because his brother will always be first choice, Jay is also very ugly and has no friends besides Brianna, Mackenzie and Jake. Jake another friend of Brianna and Jay's, looks like a pigeon but has Lord Farquaad's chest hair, he will eventually name himself Lord Farquaad because he loves Shrek so much and thinks he looks and acts like Lord Farquaad. And then there is Mackenzie, the girl who no one knows. Mackenzie will eventually end up living with her parents because she is unable to afford a place for herself and not many people notice her so she can't get married.
Brianna Aitken is a very fortunate girl unlike her friends.
A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.
Lord Farquaad is Shreks best friend but enemy.
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A young psychopathic man who likes to burn objects, take multiple shits on the floor and eat meth for breakfast, lunch & dinner. He is not intelligent and get's A's in every subject because he sucks. He has a disease because he is love sick. He has a deep, often depressing, feeling of wanting to find love because he is so single. And he likes someone starting with A, B, C, D or E. I love him very much. He leaks everywhere.
Jake is a tool
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