March 29

March 29 is national piss day. national piss day is where everyone pees nonstop to celebrate Pisstopher Dick, the person who invented peeing

son: Dad! i can’t stop peeing

Dad: it must be March 29

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Banana

Why the fuck are you looking up a banana on urban dictionary? You have access to the internet you privileged shit! How do you not know what a banana is? Its a fucking yellow dildo.

"I looked up banana in the urban dictionary and it made me feel bad."

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